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    中國式標語的幽默

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    1、莫名其妙的。

    人民罪犯人民愛,人民罪犯愛人民---山東聊城監獄的標語。
    今天,你稅了嗎?——山西稅務干部的標語。


    2、幽默風趣的。

    外地車輛在河南境內一般不被罰款——河南警方的標語。
    嚴禁觸摸電線,5萬伏高壓,一觸即死,違者法辦——某變壓器上的標語。
    橫臥鐵軌,不死也要坐牢——鐵路旁的標語。


    3、有啼笑皆非的。

    放火燒山,牢底坐穿——林業系統缺乏法律常識的標語。
    堅決打擊河南籍犯罪分子——廣東警方充滿地域歧視的標語。
    光纜不含銅,偷盜要判刑——山東電力的標語。

     
    4、斷章取義的。

    投案自首是犯罪
    分子的唯一出路——????


    群眾有困
    難找警察——???

     
    5、混淆概念的

    垃圾分類,從我做起!——上海浦東大道兩側的旗幟
    保護野生動物就是保護我們自己!——動物園標語


    6、語出驚人的

    用三個代表思想指導我們的屠宰事業——屠宰企業的標語。
    發展內衣制造業是我們的基本國策——以生產內衣聞名的廣東鹽步鎮的標語:
    嚴禁越級上訪和集體上訪——湖南省公然違反憲法和黨章的標語。


    7、另類超前的

    愛我可以,但不許動手動腳——校園里保護草地的標語。
    離這里遠點,別讓我踩著!——花園里警告搞對象者的標語。
    輕輕地吻我,可別太使勁,弄疼了我,我就扎你——保護鮮花的標語。

     
    8、有語法混亂的

    堅決打擊流產女嬰——打擊對象竟然是流產女嬰???
    襲擊警車是違法的——那該襲擊啥樣的車?

     
    9、辱罵詛咒的。

    “偷井蓋者抓住剁手”

    “此處大小便者是豬”。

    “寧可血流成河,不準超生一個”

    “一人超生,全村結扎”

    “該扎不扎,見了就抓”

    “國家興旺,匹夫有責;計劃生育,丈夫有責”

    “少生孩子多養豬”

    “寧添十座墳,不添一個人”

    “寧愿家破,不要國亡”。


    10、最讓人目瞪口呆的標語

    出自山東省日照市:“熱烈歡迎全國xx系統領導來日”。
     

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